WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Ridikzappa 1:08 Sun Jul 23
Viagra - the idiots guide
How does it work?

Does one take it 20 minutes before sex?

What happens if you are on date and are unsure of when sexual liaisons will take place?

Can you buy it on the net or do you need to see a GP?

What happens if you take it and then fall asleep?

How the does it work?

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Spandex Sidney 1:16 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
You have come onto WHO and admitted you can't get it up?


*pulls up chair, grabs popcorn

stoneman 1:17 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
I used it once, took a whole tablet and had a massive headache!

Side of Ham 1:20 Sun Jul 23
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Sidney, you do know what Popcorn is slang for?

ray winstone 1:24 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
It's crap compared to Cialis.

joe royal 1:28 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
A mate told me that if you ride the tube the following day it's one constant boner. Not sexy and very uncomfortable.

Not to mention embarrassing.

Spandex Sidney 1:34 Sun Jul 23
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joe royal 1:28 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
A mate told me that if you ride the tube the following day it's one constant boner. Not sexy and very uncomfortable.

Not to mention embarrassing.


'ride the tube'? How apt.

Mad Dog 1:44 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Surely it's merely
1. Take pill
2. Get a raging horn
3. Pork wife.

Isn't that it?

wanstead_hammer 1:48 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
Got one stuck in me throat once
I had a stiff neck for a week.

oioi 2:14 Sun Jul 23
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Mrs oi gets them free. Sellotaped one into every Christmas card we sent a few years ago. Merry F**king Christmas everybody!!

Irish Hammer 2:23 Sun Jul 23
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Mad Dog 1:44 Sun Jul 23
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I was with you until you said wife

Waste of a pill Shirley !

Private Dancer 4:39 Sun Jul 23
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Irish Hammer 2:23 Sun Jul 23

Yes, it did come across as extremely sensible didn't it.

I only learnt not long ago that these things won't work unless you are attracted to the person that you are with? Still not sure about that, as I thought they 'worked' automatically, no matter?

fraser 4:50 Sun Jul 23
Re: Viagra - the idiots guide
If you're turned on you get hard,some people can't because of restricted flow of blood, Viagra corrects that, so of course if you're not turned on it won't give you a hard on,

Westham67 5:07 Sun Jul 23
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joe royal 1:28 Sun Jul 23

Only if you are wearing Speedo's

Tip for Ridikzappa Meth and Viagra are a good mix if you've never tried before.

Private Dancer 5:14 Sun Jul 23
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fraser - Fair enough. I've never researched or read what ailment it corrects. I'd always thought it just gave you a stiffy no matter.

Sydney_Iron 5:51 Sun Jul 23
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I tried it once a few years ago, not because I can’t get a stiffy I might add! More I wanted to be porking all night.

Gave me palpitations and a racing heart, ended up not doing any shagging until the effects started waring off, then I was happily porking away, Cialis is far better IMO, you can maintain a raging hard on at the drop of a hat, all night and a good portion of the next day in my experience, just make sure your lady is up for it…….or you pay her enough….*coughs

Coffee 6:12 Sun Jul 23
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https://scontent.fbkk2-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20374481_1620642011293101_7176589981357871966_n.jpg?_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeEOEy81bdi_TDo_0k3_08V1qp0mIYnBtzRrV2-6ktcbgN_WwU5ZnKhLv-81DG7JD2KE8JITmoOKQhR9pDa0HN-ktTq4beGVoPwv0oJNgfwJTQ&oh=e7a686335c315d1c3ac541bacdac51a9&oe=5A081B10

Westham67 6:16 Sun Jul 23
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Syders Viagra is a blood thinner you know you've overdone it on the Vs when you get pins and needle in the back of your head

Westham67 6:18 Sun Jul 23
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Coffee 6:12 Sun Jul 23

Is that the link to the strong stuff you are using?

Coffee 6:27 Sun Jul 23
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Sorry, that url is a bit long. Try this instead.

https://tinyurl.com/y7avaodx

Sydney_Iron 7:00 Sun Jul 23
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67,All I remember is the racing heart and feeling hot and very red faced, and this is before I have even contemplated a shag, not a nice feeling, mind you it was from a Thai pharmacy so it was maybe not the real McCoy! Horse steroids or some such concoction.

Never again.

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